We’d soon find out if my suspicions were justified. Porn “Hmmm – but your one eyed alien might have the wrong impression.” Her hand wrapped gently around the shaft and gently stroked the engorged flesh as the other teased the glans with delicate fingertips. About half way through, she dropped her sandwich onto the tray and gazed at me lovingly. I experienced a slight burning sensation quickly followed by the unmistakable urge to pee. The entire evolution was like the business card: quick, efficient, and simple. Her hands were cool and baby soft, gently manipulating my wrinkled and lifeless flesh. I groaned and stared at the ceiling, painfully aware the spirit was willing, but its life support system was marginal, at best.
