“Mom, you can’t make me go to that school. Sex video You say you want to do it yourself from now on but you’re going to have to do better than that, missy!”
“I’ve been really stressed out, mom, in case that wasn’t obvious!”
As she was opening the large jar of lube on Ruby’s bedside table, her mom gave her the usual speech: “The doctor said you should empty yourself at least 4 times a day. My life is over! As it engorged in her palms, the conscientious mother began to spread the lube around evenly with the wet squishing sounds they were both very familiar with. Can’t wait to finally know why.” Ruby laid the sarcasm a bit thick but she was positively sick of hearing the same story about her name.
