Suddenly the noise of the disco returned and I snapped out of what seemed like a trance. Porn video “Never mind, next time handsome.” She breezed past me into the loo and was gone. “Damn right” I said. Three measures of Gordons gin and not a wobble. OK,OK, chill out. This was gonna be the greatest night of my life, giant tits and a bird who wants anal on a first date, Christmas and birthday all at once. 4. “Get me another drink will you babe and then you can take me home to yours.”
A sloppy dick is not an easy thing to get back into your trousers from a seated position but once the old fella was safely tucked away I half walked, half stumbled to the bar.
