“But… but, Mom…”
“They’re not people, just robots. I was thirsty and nobody was looking at me, so I leaned down and licked between Mango’s legs. Sex video They used to be cool several centuries ago, but now they were formalwear. I froze in fear and embarrassment, but Lora quickly walked around me. Happy Birthday, Kevin!” It felt extremely dystopian that Mom kissed my forehead while holding the bot’s big dong. “Are you listening at all, Kevin?”
“Um… yeah.”
“I said the three of us will be the only people in the room. I know you like lemonade. On my 18th birthday she took me clothes shopping. “I’m going upstairs to ride the coffee maker. My birthday is in November.”
“Too bad. So grown up you’ll need false teeth and a cane soon!” I growled in




















