I have…” *he thinks for a moment* “Alex, I have a hundred million fucking dollars in my trust fund! Pornhub Surly you know more than just talking and fucking. If not a house then It could pay the rent in full, and Taxes. … *counts* 5 times. Surly you know more than just talking and fucking. )
Stranger: Alex, we need to talk about the performance of your latest math test, or, if I really am honest as I should be, the lack thereof. You hate me because you think im only dating your son for his money. You: Well i dont fuck nerds
Stranger: You’re fucking one now, my dear. *pulls collar, clearly aroused by her very presence* not sure what you mean by humor, in this case.




















