“Yes she did , beautifully,” Annie explained, “She’s going to live with us.”
“Oh goody, last Friday was hard work,” Saskia admitted, “Good money though, and you’ll like the Johns ‘cause they’re mainly your lot.”
Nothing turns me off quicker than bints nattering so I fucked off down the Chippy for a kebab. “New bint for you Annie, Illegal.” Nobby shouted. XXX “For fucks sake have I been shagging that!” he exclaimed. “They done you a favour, you don’t want to be locked up and deported do you?” Annie asked. “You did it with no rubber, I might have baby!” she reminded me. “He wants to stick his dick up her actually, does that count?” I asked, “You want to go to prison for assaulting a member of the UK Border Force,”
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