Oh fuck, was this really happening? “Why you laughing?”
“It’s nothing.”
“No, come on. Porn Forget that he was ever in my life. Ok. I felt it in my fingers and my toes, all over my body. “Why you laughing?”
“It’s nothing.”
“No, come on. Then he laughed. “Well, they reckoned you fancied me.”
“Fuck off!”
I went bright red coz I did fancy him and now I’d gone bright red I just wanted to get up and leave. I was proper blushing but I…I felt…I had this beautiful feeling. I said, “I didn’t think you’d settle down that early, mate.”
Coz like, well he was dead popular at school, had loadsa girlfriends. I was proper blushing but I…I felt…I had this beautiful feeling. Really, I should just walk back in the pub, sit down and say to




















