“Maria?” I asked the maid, “Have you been plucked yet?”
“Gor Lummee me lord what a question,” she giggled. Porn video “And a serious one girl,” I insisted, “I fear I need a dalliance, but I desire a chaste wench, not a strumpet so are you chaste?”
“You have a dalliance, your heart will burst you old fool,” she scolded me, “You must be sixty years old if you be a day.”
“I’ll have you know I’m not even fifty yet,” I countered. “No fuck your ass my dear,” I warned, “Either you agree to come to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man jack present to sample you.”
“Rather that than have your slimy hands all over I,” she insisted. Things were happening fast, too fast, “Get the chamber pot I’m
