Why do you always ask that?”
“Well you need to.”
“Why?”
“Dude, when you say you’ve kissed a girl, people start to like you”
“Well, ok, I’ll just say I did and not actually do it.”
“No, you can’t do that, some people will be noobs, and ask her, so if you’re gonna do that, then you might as well give up now.”
“Okayyy…”
“Yeah…”
“Can I invite-”
“Yes.”
“And your girlfriend?”
“Ehhhh… Okay”
“Cool. Xxx video 1:00 AM- the girl gets bored, so she invites a bunch of friends over, and she locks the doors and throws a HUGE party. Sam broke the kiss to say, “Fuck me”. He replied
“No, I haven’t. 1:00 AM- the girl gets bored, so she invites a bunch of friends over, and she locks the doors and throws a HUGE party. “Wow.” I said. “Yes” I said.
