Husband: Why do you like it? I just wish my voice weren’t so scratchy. Free porn I was out of options. Husband [freaking out]: Respect? In college, and Women’s Studies, so she might not approve of our lifestyle choices. [HUSBAND rests the base of the beer bottle at the entry of WIFE’s vagina.]
Wife [moans]: Oh God . I’ll pack up and go. . But once the process is done, she’ll be happy it happened. Please! Husband [breathes deeply]: . [Places the lip of the bottle against WIFE’s anus.]
Wife: OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD—
[HUSBAND smacks WIFE’s rear, hard.] Shut up, you dumb cunt. More than half of all marriages end in divorce. Wife [giggles]: Yes, love.
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