I got invited down the TV studio but the Lib Dems and Pedos and that picketed the place to keep me out so they arranged for me to go down the smoke for a TV interview next week instead. Sex video “Oh John!” she quipped, “Isn’t he funny, I’m Sandra,” she added. Tenty seven people suggested using pedos instead of foxes for fox hunting and twenty six of them suggested ripping their bollocks off first. “It ain’t that at all love,” I said and I blushed red as a beetroot, “It a sense of duty see.”
“So what does turn you on?” she asked. “She said you fucked bare back,” Sandra challenged.
