“See my shit filled knickers?”
She nods. Porn video “I’m just a bit wary, I guess. “I smell so bad,” she breathes in her odour, massaging her breasts with handfuls of poo. “You okay to drive?”
“Yeah, just need to get to the car without being spotted.”
We start to walk back. I can see she has guessed what is coming next. A pigsty! “Hand it over!” I demanded. “Ken is always on about shooting here, but I refuse. “I’m just a bit wary, I guess. Becky grins and fetches a box of latex gloves out of the cupboard. “Modelling the latest in shit-stained, pee washed knickers is Judy. “I may be a shit loving stinker, but I’m not an animal.”
One glove, one cup of tea and one heated up bowl of something Chinese, I




















