I duly collected my bag and a pair of slender tweezers and made haste to the monastry. Porn “Chased by half the lads in Borchester,” the elderly nun chorted, “Go on young man, mount her, flood her with your seed and wash the splinter out, thats what the good doctor does.”
Now to be honest my member was already straining at the leash and when the elderly nun camem behind me and loosed my fly buttons he sprang free in an instant. “Oh I think not,” she answered, “One of our sisters has a splinter.”
“Then lead on,” I suggested, “I shall swiftly get my bag and my tweezers.”
“Up inside her, her dildo splintered,” she sighed, “I think you will need more than a pair of tweezers.”
“Up her?” I queried as I recoiled




















