No idea what we’d do if you get a crisis of morality when you start believing plants feel pain.”
“Oh no, I’m a vegan. Hit one of them taxi drivers.”
“Uh, I don’t think that’ll be a good idea.”
“…Why not?”
***
I grabbed the plate of food mom had left me in the fridge. Porn Be good to test out its barrier piercing capabilities, too. Made it a few days ago, still good. With such a delicious dick…” she whimpered. He was still intelligent, but he was normal compared to uncle Frank.
My foot hit something under the table. It was going to be late by the time I got home, but I doubt anyone would notice.
