I agreed, but only if the photos didn’t show my face. Mum smiled then continued. Porn “I certainly remember the tongue lashing you gave me about smoking, but I can’t believe I almost caught you.”
“I’m glad you didn’t. “Before you do that” I replied, now full of bravado. I had many more after your Dad died. And that you were having sex with a dog was so erotic.”
“You’re so much like your Dad.” She said wiping her eyes. (The following dialogue is not word for word, but roughly what was said)
Mum greeted me at the door. “I don’t know why, but I expected Blackie just to carry on licking me. I whipped round quickly to see Blackie, our Labrador with what I can only describe as a smile on his face
