Melchett sadly went downstairs, “You know Mary, perhaps we should have let her sleep around, get it out if her system?”
“Really?” Mary asked, “I don’t remember you complaining!” she said remembering how her own time at St Celia’s Convent had ended with a mad week of pre deployment sex with George followed by a hurried marriage and three children, a Lieutenant in the Rifles, a trainee accountant and Lucinda, the youngest. “So your joke’s over, very funny!” Lucinda sneered. Sex video “Send him to the garage,” Melchett suggested, “Suggest he tells CSM Jarvis to stand the men down while he takes Lucy to the pub.”
“George!” Mary protested, “That’s appalling!”
“Well, what else can we do?” he asked. “Oh no,” he replied, “I had the squad stand down for bit of R and R
