See you soon.”
After he hangs up I ask, “What are you doing? It’s John. Pornhub “No.” I see him sit back down with a small bite of meat and eat it. I could never really do it, as it’s illegal, but I think about it any time I get horny. “Hi, Mark.”
“Sarah? “Alright, what’s the address?”
It turns out that the person is actually not just in the same state, but only a town away. Alright. While I pin my hair up, Mark begins to coat my body in the barbecue sauce. I see my friend Jess, who’s been dating John, among the group. I wax myself, because no one likes hair in their food, and I spend forever in the shower making sure I’m completely clean.




















