“Oh,” she said as I unzipped and let him loose, “Oh god it’s huge!”
“On your back bitch!” I insisted. “Jesus christ you’re all drunk!” the bloke exclaimed. Porn “Really?” she said, “Show me!”
“No way Johnno!” Al cautioned, “Hey some of these jokers are on sports scholarships and that,”
Johnno said, “Could be a nice little earner.”
We had to fuck off, Ted was playing the Titanic theme on the Dustcart’s horn so we got stuck in and was finished by dinner. “Jesus christ you’re all drunk!” the bloke exclaimed. “Promises, promises,” she said, how was I to know she hadn’t had it for months on account of the training and was desperate for some action. “Thomas the tank engine, Porky the pig, Percy the penis,” I explained. “Oi!” he said, “Where were you,
