“Don’t be a prat all your life Allthwaite,” this Suzanne bird said, “It’s all a big joke to you!”
“Some fucking joke,” I said, “You fucking watch out, you only got ten minutes head start and the moor’s pretty lonely!” It was more like twenty minutes actually but nobody told me. Porn “Thomas the tank engine, Porky the pig, Percy the penis,” I explained. “Somebody has to look after you,” she said, “Anyway Daddy has had a word and you’re on the shortlist for London 2012. “Oi!” he said, “Where were you, didn’t you hear the gun?”
“What?” I says, “Oh fuck!” they was right up the end of the road, we took off after them and it wasn’t hard to catch them but then it got fucking boring jogging along, “Fuck
Actors:
Ed Junior / Tais Daeva
